The Worlds Most Useless Information
Queen Elizabeth II has granted Massachusetts Senator Edward M. Kennedy an honorary knighthood. Major earth-shaking woop.
Who gives a shit? Will someone please explain to me why this should be considered news, that the two most useless figurehead types on the planet are stroking each other? I’d rather read about Britneys favorite breakfast cereal.
An imaginary knighthood from an imaginary queen, for a fat old socialist who committed manslaughter. The Lord of the Rings trilogy has more realism.
I can hardly wait to know what that silly old woman does next. Not.