Evil Woman, Shoe Fly
“A middle-aged woman suspected of recruiting more than 80 female suicide bombers has been arrested by Iraqi forces, a senior officer said today.
Samira Ahmed Jassim, 51, confessed to dispatching 28 of the women to carry out attacks, said Major-General Qassim al-Moussawi, a Baghdad security spokesman. She was captured at an undisclosed location a fortnight ago.”
This evil bitch would circulate around the marketplaces in Baghdad and Diyala talking to unhappy-looking women and convince them to kill themselves “for Allah”, and she got at least 28 of them to actually do so. If she couldn’t convince them the first time she spoke with them, she’d keep coming back and trying again. Diyala has been the worst hit city in Iraq in female suicide attacks over the past year and this death worshipper was behind most of it.
This one is too good to pass up. The Chinese Prime Minister, Wen Jiabao, was almost hit by a flying shoe yesterday during a speech at the University of Cambridge.
He was nearing the end of his lecture to a hand-picked audience of Cambridge students (all Chinese exchange students) when a young man in the auditorium blew a whistle and shouted: “How can the university prostitute itself with this dictator?”
I really do think this is a wonderful new trend. Let’s all start throwing shoes at dictators and politicians, and be sure to wear only our really rottenest, most stinking tennies to throw at them. The world now knows that this is the worst insult the Islamic world has to offer, and I think this is one time we should absorb a bit of Muslim culture and put it to good use.